Guys, have you seen Nicki Minaj’s new music video? 

To give you the short version of the premise, it’s “Baby Got Back 2: Butts in the Jungle.” 

Watch it at work if you’re lucky enough to be in a super-secluded cubicle, but be warned of the veritable tidal wave of twerking you’re signing up for. 

With the ubiquitous booty rockin’ everywhere in Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” video, the ever-present product placement may have gone unnoticed. Nah, just kidding. 

When Nicki plugs a product, she plugs it to the face. Or rather, in this case, to the bum?

This three-minute tale of rainforest workouts, twerking, and lackluster lap dances has enough subliminal messages scattered throughout to make Josie and the Pussycats look tame. After all, Nicki, Queen of the Amazon, couldn’t possibly survive in her Swiss Family Robinson tree-mansion without all of her favorite products. I mean, come on people. A Barbie’s gotta have her corporately sponsored creature comforts.

Pumping her workout tunes on anything less than a Dr. Dre Beats Pill is simply unsuitable. When she needs to hydrate, MateFit tea apparently keeps her little in the middle. 

Finally, when she’s in the mood to unwind after a long day of lifting hand weights and commanding her minions to “DROP IT LOW, YOU WORMS!” she unwinds with a crisp MYX malt beverage. Let’s dive into all the product placement in the “Anaconda” video, ’cause apparently, we can never be inundated with enough commercial messages.

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